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CaptainObvious said:
Don't forget to remind your wife to have all the house cleaning done by May 11th so she can rest on her special day. Only took 8 stitches to sew me up.
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day. She said she wanted me to clean the house on Friday while she is at work so she could relax this weekend.

Now I have two options here:
  1. Clean the house. But do it so poorly that she will never ask for anything like this ever again.
  2. Hire the Merry Maids service to clean the house. Enjoy the entertainment of the low-cut skimpy maid outfits while they clean the house. Don't tell the wife I outsourced. Repeat again in the future.
Now which option should I choose above? So many difficult decisions.
 
gwb-trading said:
I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day. She said she wanted me to clean the house on Friday while she is at work so she could relax this weekend.

Now I have two options here:
  1. Clean the house. But do it so poorly that she will never ask for anything like this ever again.
  2. Hire the Merry Maids service to clean the house. Enjoy the entertainment of the low-cut skimpy maid outfits while they clean the house. Don't tell the wife I outsourced. Repeat again in the future.
Now which option should I choose above? So many difficult decisions.
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Do the job yourself and she'll appreciate the effort. Hire the maids and you'll be expected to clean again and again. One and done with the shitty job. Watch maid porn while cleaning. Win/win.:cool:
 
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