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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Little Johnny what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL Johnny!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
"Winnie the Shit."
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Little Johnny what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL Johnny!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
"Winnie the Shit."
FBI agents have been heard whistling this tune.
Trump and Sanders both agree it has a nice beat.
Loretta Lynch says she will prosecute anybody heard humming it.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/MjdPx8cJ27Y
Trump and Sanders both agree it has a nice beat.
Loretta Lynch says she will prosecute anybody heard humming it.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/MjdPx8cJ27Y
If You Rather Not Have A Gun In The House,
And want to play it safe. Then go DeWalt.
In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new
product may skyrocket.Washington thinks they are going to
take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them
or have LICENSES for them!AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!
Once in a while something so totally cool comes out that
even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like
for Father's Day or Christmaswould immediately ask for it:Thank you, DeWalt!!!
New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt. It can drive a 16-D nail through
a 2x4 at 200 yards.This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn
chair and build a fence.Hundred round magazine.Someone invades your home, just nail them.
And want to play it safe. Then go DeWalt.
In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new
product may skyrocket.Washington thinks they are going to
take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them
or have LICENSES for them!AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!
Once in a while something so totally cool comes out that
even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like
for Father's Day or Christmaswould immediately ask for it:Thank you, DeWalt!!!
New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt. It can drive a 16-D nail through
a 2x4 at 200 yards.This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn
chair and build a fence.Hundred round magazine.Someone invades your home, just nail them.