Jokes 2

TGregg · Dec 9, 2014

Hillary has a theme song for her campaign:

“I’m a little despot, short and stout…”

Humpy · Dec 9, 2014

Terrorist organisations have welcomed the report on CIA interrogation and said they would try not to laugh too much !

JAGUARBONE · Dec 9, 2014

How its done in Florida-

Humpy · Dec 10, 2014

Humpy said:
Terrorist organisations have welcomed the report on CIA interrogation and said they would try not to laugh too much !

New guide lines are expected soon for CIA operatives as laid down by Mrs Dimwit of The House.

The suspect is to be called SIR
The only legal method of interrogation is to beg for information.
Bring on the tea and biscuits after 10 minutes.
The nil results should be expected and respected.

nursebee · Dec 10, 2014

Did you hear about the KFC Hillary special?

Small breasts, large thighs, two left wings.

Humpy · Dec 10, 2014

nursebee said:
Did you hear about the KFC Hillary special?

Small breasts, large thighs, two left wings.

yummy

trade4love · Dec 10, 2014

nursebee said:
Did you hear about the KFC Hillary special?

Small breasts, large thighs, two left wings.

lmao

trade4love · Dec 10, 2014

Thoughts during the Victoria Secret Fashion Show...

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Alpha Trader · Dec 10, 2014

trade4love said:
Thoughts during the Victoria Secret Fashion Show...

Would you classify that as LOVE or LUST?!!!

trade4love · Dec 10, 2014

Alpha Trader said:
Would you classify that as LOVE or LUST?!!!

hahahahaha

good question...both? lol too funny