Jokes 2

The real epidemic in the States. Fortunately we have a real cure that works all the time. Stop stuffing donuts in your face and start getting some exercise.


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I was in the Texas Rose last night,at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big oldheifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do."
I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.
 
A Suspended Lawyer, an Illegal Alien, a Pathological Liar, a Muslim, a Communist, a Terrible golfer and a Black Guy walk into a BAR.

Bartender says. "What'll it be, Mr. President?
 
A rabbi, a priest, an imam and a southern baptist preacher walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says:

"What is this, some kind of joke?"
 
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