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How to do "Buff" w/o the elbow grease!
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Whatever happened to good old common sense ? It seemed to have deserted US law round about 1776. Ridiculous decisions are becoming the norm in America and no one does anything but laugh or cry. Utterly stupid. The judges that give stupid decisions should be sacked by the Supreme Court. That would wake them up a bit.
 
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
 
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