NJ Q&A
Q: What do you call someone who dies because of a politically-inspired traffic jam?
A: A "corpus Christie"!
Q: Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?
A: Because Oil, Petrolium, Nuclear, Land Fill, & Toxic Waste State Didn't fit on a license plate!
Q. What's the difference between a Rider University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Newark?
A: The Crime Rate!
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Newark?
A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked!
Q: Why do Rider grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick!
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Rider University campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Rider University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in Rutgers University football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Rider University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many Rider University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make Rutgers University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Scarlet Knight wide receiver, a Scarlet Knight linebacker, and a Scarlet Knight defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: Whats the difference between the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Rutgers students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Rutgers campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the Rutgers University?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What's the difference between an Rutgers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Rutgers Scarlet Knight die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What do they call students who go to Rutgers?
A: Rejects from NYU!
Q: What does a Rutgers Scarlet Knight fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call an Rutgers Scarlet Knight in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What do Rutgers and NYU students have in common?
A: They both got in to Rutgers
Q: What's the difference between a Rutgers football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Rutgers football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Rutgers Scarlet Knights does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps donât burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of an Rutgers grad life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a New Jersey native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: Theyâre both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Rutgers University have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What do Rutgers University and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
Q: What do you call an Rutgers football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What is a Rutgers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat West Virginia."
Q: Why does a Rutgers fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Q: How do you stop an Rutgers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in West Virginia Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Scarlet Knights fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Scarlet Knights games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in New Jersey?
A: No one would look for them.
