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President Obama has stated that there are legitimate concerns about the NFL's Washington franchise being named the Redskins. He feels the team should consider being renamed. Kudos to him for this sensitivity.

Btw, the Redskins don't play this week, but next week they play Dallas and I hope the Cowboys massacre the Redskins.
 
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago . The little boy had been looking out of the window.

He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother couldn't think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight attendant.

He went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs
have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"

The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy replied, "Yes, she did."

"Well," said the flight attendant, "you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
 
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase....

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise..
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?
"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much would you like?"
 
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The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase....

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise..
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?
"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much would you like?"
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Very good one!
 
Have you seen Nike's new advertising on selling socks. Yes that's right socks. For a gross price the gullible public are being offered the opportunity to buy into the " sportsman's dreams " !

C'mon suckers roll up - a dozen pairs gets you more schoomola than a meazly 1 pair !!

:confused:
 
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