Jokes 2
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There was this big Indian Chief. Feared by all far and near. One day he was so constipated he just couldn't go.
He sent for the Witch Doctor who prescribed the tea made from local herbs or what some call 'erbs.
A week later after jugs of this broth he sent for the Doc again " Big Chief no go " ! The Doc is worried, it might cost him his job or more. He went far into the woods and collected some strange plants known only to himself. He brewed up some more tea for the Chief. Buckets of it.
A week later he was summoned back. Big Chief still no go.
Damn this was serious he crawled out of the Chief's teepee, swallowed his pride and got a bottle of pills to take with plenty of water from the Town Doctor.
Next day there was a commotion in the settlement. Big Chief was dead - he had drowned in his tea pee.
He sent for the Witch Doctor who prescribed the tea made from local herbs or what some call 'erbs.
A week later after jugs of this broth he sent for the Doc again " Big Chief no go " ! The Doc is worried, it might cost him his job or more. He went far into the woods and collected some strange plants known only to himself. He brewed up some more tea for the Chief. Buckets of it.
A week later he was summoned back. Big Chief still no go.
Damn this was serious he crawled out of the Chief's teepee, swallowed his pride and got a bottle of pills to take with plenty of water from the Town Doctor.
Next day there was a commotion in the settlement. Big Chief was dead - he had drowned in his tea pee.
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER