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Quote from nutmeg:

You know the best thing about necrophilia?

You dont have to bring flowers. They're already there [/QUOTE

I needed that......... like herpes, I needed that. But I did LOL. This is where you hire your relatives, right?
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On a first date, this meh looking sweetie is trying to impress me with some of her past BS and all.
She was bragging on about trophies won, cheerleading captain, home-ec champion and on and on.

Well the one that really perked my horny interest of course was her braggadocios claim of "I even got Play Mate of the Year a little while back."

When asked about which publication and issue, she said she was gifted that title when she was in 2nd grade. :D
 
A terrorist hijacked a 747 that was full of civil rights activists and threatened to release one of them per hour unless his demands were met.
 
These guys have real talent.:eek:
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A phony search for paranormal activity in Caldwell County led deputies to a meth cook operation, the Sheriff’s Office says.

Investigators say Sonny Clay Hyatt, 39, called 911 himself on Monday when he got lost in the woods off Goat Farm Road.

Officials say he claimed to get separated from his friends while they investigated ghost stories. Deputies used the cellphone signal to track down Hyatt.

The Sheriff’s Office suspected there was more to Hyatt’s story and questioned him further. He told police his friends, 38-year-old Thomas Glenn Imler Jr. and 31-year-old Eric John Schmidt, made it out of the woods safely and went back to Hyatt’s apartment in the 300 block of Laurel Street.

After further investigation, police say Hyatt admitted he and his friends went into the woods to make meth, being afraid to do it in the apartment.

The suspects got into an argument when the cook failed, and the other two left separately. Deputies allegedly found evidence of a meth lab, including the chemicals to make the drug, inside of the apartment. Police say all three men had a role in the cook.

Each was charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and possession of methamphetamine precursor chemicals. Deputies booked them into the Caldwell County Detention Center on $50,000 bonds.
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http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/08/06/4217845/police-bogus-ghost-hunters-try.html

The best part is the pictures of the perps, `specially Schmidt. LOL.
 
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