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... I think I've been masturbating too much... You start to think that when your cock starts to look more like a handlebar of a bike than a cock... I even put a bell on it.

Ya know, to let people know that I'm coming.:cool:
 
As I was about to leave for work this morning my wife said "I want a divorce. You're nothing but a cunt, and an embarrassment to be around".

"Fuck you" I said, as I tied my hair back into a pony tail, got into my BMW and drove off.
 
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As I was about to leave for work this morning my wife said "I want a divorce. You're nothing but a cunt, and an embarrassment to be around".

"Fuck you" I said, as I tied my hair back into a pony tail, got into my BMW and drove off.
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Could be worse...... it could be a Prius
 
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As if I needed another reason to use Enterprise Rent-A-Car...

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http://jalopnik.com/low-rates-and-cock-sucking-promised-in-british-enterp-960961807
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But, do you have to buy the insurance?
 
Devil worshippers etc. held their annual convention recently and called it The Black Arts Convention.

Lots of gays and coloured people there.

:)
 
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