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[gwb-trading]

Quote from hoodooman:

What was herbert hoovers rating

Nothing sucks like a Hoover.

 

[Yannis]

A Heavenly Discussion

 

[Humpy]

Quote from Yannis:

A Heavenly Discussion

To get there did he go through the Pearly Gates ?

 

[fhl]

It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder.

 

[fhl]

I keep telling my son "it matters not whether you win or lose. It matters whether I win or lose."

 

[CaptainObvious]

The wife just doesn't appreciate orgasms anymore. Every time I give her one she just spits it out.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from CaptainObvious:

The wife just doesn't appreciate orgasms anymore. Every time I give her one she just spits it out.

Too funny!...

 

[nutmeg]

Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap.

 

[fhl]

 

[gwb-trading]

As if I needed another reason to use Enterprise Rent-A-Car...

http://jalopnik.com/low-rates-and-cock-sucking-promised-in-british-enterp-960961807