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[fhl]

I sure do miss A&W during the summer.

They had the best amburger and woot beah ever.

 

[Yannis]

Q: Why does society need stock analysts?
A: So that weather forecasters look good!

 

[fhl]

Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and sang a rap song to him.

 

[fhl]

I lost out on the S & M award, but it was an honor just to be dominated.

 

[gwb-trading]

Quote from Yannis:

Q: Why does society need stock analysts?
A: So that weather forecasters look good!

I thought it was so the economists look good....... until I looked at their record.

 

[Big AAPL]

Quote from fhl:

I lost out on the S & M award, but it was an honor just to be dominated.

I was on my way to that awards show, but I got tied up...

 

[fhl]

GM was going to recall the 2008 Impala but they found that fewer people were complaining about the brake failure every year, so they just decided to not do the recall.

 

[TGregg]

Quote from gwb-trading:

I thought it was so the economists look good....... until I looked at their record.

Krugman made a guest appearance on Dilbert:

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Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind