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Guten Morgen Damen Und Herren

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Quote from Lucrum:

A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night . . .

An old cowboy was sitting in a saloon one Friday night, drinking a beer at the bar. In walks a fairly manish looking woman who plunks down beside him, orders a beer and a shot. She turns to the man and says "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Yes mam, I am. I herd cattle, break horses, ride fences - the whole bit."

"It is very nice to meet you. I am a lesbian. I think about women morning, noon and night. I can't stop thinking about them."

The lesbian finishes her beer and whiskey, says good night to the cowboy and heads out the door.

A few minutes later, Nutmeg walks in and sits down next to him.

"Are you a real cowboy?" Nutmeg asks.

"Well, up `till a few minutes ago I thought I was. Turns out I am actually a lesbian."
 
My wife had a go at me today "I can't believe you didn't remember it was my birthday!" she yelled.

"I thought it was last week, that's why we all gave you a tenner while we were playing monopoly?"
 
Quote from nutmeg:

My wife had a go at me today "I can't believe you didn't remember it was my birthday!" she yelled.

"I thought it was last week, that's why we all gave you a tenner while we were playing monopoly?"

I asked my wife what it was she served for dinner tonight. She said it was bean stew.
I said i don't care what it's been, what is it now?!
 
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