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I've got this idiot friend that wanted to inhale a pot seed into his lungs and thought it would make him stay high all the time.

Instead, he accidentally swallowed it and now he just has a pot belly.
 
I've been chatting with this 13 yr old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop.
That's so cool. That a girl that age can do that.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I'm a rodent

:D


I read somewhere that everyone has an unwritten best selling book in them. I would like to expand that to everyone gets it right at least once in their lifetimes.

:D
 
Another athlete caught on the juice.

They just announced that the guy who won the wheelchair 100 meters in the paralympics was caught with the banned substance wd-40.
 
They've got a new rule at the local high school about these guys wearing their pants so low.

I see these guys walking in groups and packs to try to avoid being caught, but they'll be exposed in the end.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

My Chinese neighbor just shouted to me, "It good fly day."

I said, "Thanks Chen. I'll keep the windows closed."

No joke--I once saw a menu from a Chinese restaurant that said in bold print: "DAIRY SPECIALS!"
 
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