Jokes 2

[fhl]

"It is absolutely scary how much false attribution of quotes occurs on Elitetrader." - Mark Twain

 

[fhl]

Sarah Jessica Parker's kid could not come to kindergarten this week with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse.

 

[fhl]

Kinda like these body sprays for men.

I guess Lebron is going to get into endorsing one.

He said he's been approached by Ask Body Spray to do a spot for them.

 

[nutmeg]

Oh man this guy is good. Ya gotta watch this snowplow in action.

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[nutmeg]

"One man's junk is another man's treasure."

Well that doesn't sound gay at all...

 

[JAGUARBONE]

How to protect your watermelon patch!

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from JAGUARBONE:

How to protect your watermelon patch!

Peter is tired of his Jewish neighbor always borrowing his tools so he sets up a scare jew to keep him away.

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[JAGUARBONE]

This ad may have come from deep in the archive bowels of ET...

I can relate some. All I seem to get are these queries:
"You still have that "thingy mah jiggly" for sale?? and thats it.

Looking for the right come back if you guys have any suggestions short of; fuck yeah, so now what?


oh yeah, the picture of the craig's list ad.
Perhaps I should try and sell a scare jew? That might draw a few funny e mails. LOL!

 

[Humpy]

Even these guys are on the dollar squeeze

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from JAGUARBONE:

This ad may have come from deep in the archive bowels of ET...

I can relate some. All I seem to get are these queries:
"You still have that "thingy mah jiggly" for sale?? and thats it.

Looking for the right come back if you guys have any suggestions short of; fuck yeah, so now what?


oh yeah, the picture of the craig's list ad.
Perhaps I should try and sell a scare jew? That might draw a few funny e mails. LOL!

The "thingy mah jiggly" is sold but I have another one just like it. In fact there was a documentary on the Discovery channel that this "thingy mah jiggly" I have is a time machine. (Who knew?). It has a "25 year" function setting that will knock 25 years off your life. I am moving and don't have the "space" in my new place. I will thrown in some "tooth whitener" and a roll of aluminium foil ( high grade "hat quality") to the first buyer.