Jokes 2

Some guy called George Washington decided to become a Mormon. Well that meant he could have 7 wives didn't it ? The seven wives were called Miss Issippi, Virginia, Dela Ware, Mary Land, Ken Tucky, Cali Fornia and Al Aska.
A couple o' them looked a bit blokish but never mind on a dark cold night.

:)
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I knew a gal from ole Ken tuck

couldn't cook

but gees could she .............. sew.

I remember this cheer from grade school:

Rah rah ree
Kick `em in the knee
Rah rah ras
Kick 1em in the. . . other knee
 
My wife is still really hot. It just seems like it comes more in flashes now.

But she can still fit into the earrings she wore in high school. That's pretty good, i think.
 
Give The Student An A For Wits

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand...
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

:) :) :)
 
Here's a link to a compilation of photo shopped Skeeter Sotero in action. These are hilarious.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/this-is-what-the-internet-does-to-a-photo-of-obama



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