Jokes 2

[bigarrow]

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[nutmeg]

Just replied to an ad offering me hot sex with an older woman.

Should be interesting. I am 86.

 

[nutmeg]

This is funny...............


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[Yannis]

The Cow, the Ant and the Grumpy Old Fart


A cow, an ant and a grumpy old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
· The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
· The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

























































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[bigarrow]

nutmeg that was great

 

[flytiger]

Quote from bigarrow:

nutmeg that was great

There's something right there you won't hear at home.

 

[fhl]

Hostess stopped making twinkies and the unions say it was just a greedy company trying to bust a union.

The company says they were short of dough.

 

[Yannis]

How Cold Was It?

 

[Yannis]

The Garden State

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[Scataphagos]

Quote from nutmeg:

So I went to the optometrist.

He said "You need glasses."

I said, "How do you know that? You didn't even examine me."

He said, "I've seen your girlfriend."

..Ahahahaha... ..Aha. aha ha ha.

Rodney Dangerfield would be proud!