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Quote from Yannis:

Can you name this strange old tool?!!!

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Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history. Can you name this strange old tool? Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke Enemas (1750s - 1810s) The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration. Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase, blowing smoke up your ass.

Amazingly, it is still in constant use in Washington D.C. , by the best senators and representatives money can buy.

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I just looked at it and was going to post it was for blowing smoke up your ass. You ruined it for me with the description. Interesting that it appears you could actually blow smoke up your own ass. Of course, there was no cable, so this was probably a unique passtime for the whole family. "Well, Bobby. You're getting to be quite a little man. Why doncha just slide on over here, and blow a little smoke up dad's ass?"
 
Quote from Yannis:

Can you name this strange old tool?!!!
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I wonder if there is anything that people haven't put up their ass over the years.

Oh look!. There's my glasses.

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So I went to the optometrist.

He said "You need glasses."

I said, "How do you know that? You didn't even examine me."

He said, "I've seen your girlfriend."

:D ..Ahahahaha...:D ..Aha. aha ha ha.:D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Subway is being sued over the length of their subs not being actually what they claim to be.

No doubt by a woman.
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No, this isn't about the six inch. This is a 12". The foot long isn't a foot long. If you show up bragging you've got a foot long, and it's only 11", I think you get a pass.. At least I always have.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Subway is being sued over the length of their subs not being actually what they claim to be.

No doubt by a woman.
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Not a chance. Ever see these gals? They'll see a six inch sub and swear it's 12 (cuz that's what they've been told by guys)!
 
Imo, a pretty funny comment onthe net regarding Barry's statement on football.

"No Obamacare for high school football players. A nation of docile low testosterone cows. Perfect to trample over. I'm pretty sure 75% of the men in the US are already owned by a strapon queen as it is."

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A nation of low docile low testosterone cows..

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first person I thought of was our director of Homeland Security. "Janet" who can't run up a flight of stairs is protecting us. "Praise the Lord and pass the ammo."
 
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