Jokes 2

So Obama goes into a sports shop:

"I'd like a pair of shin pads, please," he says.

"Certainly, Mister President," says the assistant. "For football, cricket or ice hockey?"

"Oh None of those, it's just that Michelle is always asking

"Does my ass look big in this."

"No matter how I answer she inevitably kicks me in the shins".

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These will fit nicely under your ill fitting trousers.:D
 
Let's Class This Joint Up With A Brief Science Lesson

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It only takes 3.5 hours to say it...

:) :) :)
 
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