N nutmeg Dec 3, 2012 #11,131 Quote from nutmeg: I'll never forget my sons first word. More... Oh yea..huh..huh... I'll never forget my sons first words. "Dad, I'm gay".
Quote from nutmeg: I'll never forget my sons first word. More... Oh yea..huh..huh... I'll never forget my sons first words. "Dad, I'm gay".
N nutmeg Dec 3, 2012 #11,132 "I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf.
"I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf.
N nutmeg Dec 3, 2012 #11,133 I've been banging three girls at work and I can't decide which one deserves the promotion I promised. It's hard going running a family business.
I've been banging three girls at work and I can't decide which one deserves the promotion I promised. It's hard going running a family business.
N nutmeg Dec 3, 2012 #11,134 Apparently, I suffer from xenophobia... I bet I caught it off some fucking foreigner.
N nutmeg Dec 3, 2012 #11,135 I went on a date with a blonde girl last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
I went on a date with a blonde girl last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
Scataphagos Dec 4, 2012 #11,138 Quote from nutmeg: "I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf. More... LOL! Classic.
Quote from nutmeg: "I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf. More... LOL! Classic.
N nutmeg Dec 4, 2012 #11,140 Quote from fhl: These power outages have got to More... 'With great power comes a great electricity bill.'
Quote from fhl: These power outages have got to More... 'With great power comes a great electricity bill.'
