Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

I do have a tendency to get carried away. Some times, my new year resolution has been to contain my "carried away ness" but mostly has gone nowhere. I could go on........

but I think this clip will sum my duhsyfuntion up nicely.

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[fhl]

I bet Flo Rida wished he had my name: In Diana.

 

[fhl]

Quote from fhl:

I bet Flo Rida wished he had my name: In Diana.

Bet he's glad he didn't live in Idaho.

 

[Humpy]

What did Dela ware ?

 

[fhl]

When i get arrested, i like to call out 'shotgun' as the cops are putting me in the squad car. It lightens the mood.

 

[Humpy]

Mr smooth came from Shit an go

 

[Humpy]

They reckon most of the perverts come from Feel-a-Delphia

 

[Humpy]

My mate Sponge says he has got me a date with a Russian girl. Think he said her name is Knickersoffski. Sounds promising.

 

[Humpy]

Who are we pushing for in The Election ?
I like the little black guy but he spends a lot
The rich white guy has a lot, but insults people.
Think I might recommend that libertarian guy but he's a bit old
Maybe one of the others then ?
er whatsisname

 

[Humpy]

The home help called Flori keeps saying da - could be Russian ?