Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

A guy walks into a bar and trips.

The barman says, "Why the long lace?"

 

[fhl]

I love cats.

But I can't eat a whole one.

 

[fhl]

You say tomato.

I say **** you!

 

[fhl]

I'm huge in Japan.

 

[fhl]

seems like a joke to me

 

[nutmeg]

I'm reading through some comments.....

On the debate...


It's about to start: "Two Men - One Cup".....

lmao.................

 

[nutmeg]

47% is the amount of Candy Crowley's ass that fits on a chair.

 

[Yannis]

Validation

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[ammo]

Quote from nutmeg:

Whoa this next joke is so funny I waited to post.
Not sure you guys can handle it....

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With so much talk for years about reparations for slavery, I only have to point out that a fat white woman----(with a job)--- is todays equivalent of 40 acres and a mule.

 

[fhl]

One of the hardest jobs in the world has to be a police sketch artist in China.