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Picked up a small tid bit of news from soouth of the border..

Might not see ThIsssSS nEws out of Brazil from S/A//


This years elections bring candidates on ballot:

5 Batmans

16 Barack Obama's

1 Lady Gaga

1 zig zag (the clown)

1 Chiang Kai Xeque

Stay Tuned....
 
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fooker evn looks like obama, wonder what his handicap is.
 
Good Answer

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them within a year, you get a bicycle!...”

:) :) :)
 
So, the wife and I are disagreeing on another A or B.
The wife later says / admits : " you weren't right , I was just wrong!"
:P

Love it. :D


I love being married. Hope it goes on till my last day; just keep the wine cellar stocked and the cork screw handy. ;)
 
Quote from JAGUARBONE:

So, the wife and I are disagreeing on another A or B.
The wife later says / admits : " you weren't right , I was just wrong!"
:P

Love it. :D


I love being married. Hope it goes on till my last day; just keep the wine cellar stocked and the cork screw handy. ;)
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I love being married too... it's been 35+ happy years, fresh out of college. Once she said: Yes I was wrong, but you were even more wrong to point it out! :)

Like many other husbands, I've learned the following simple skill: when she's right and I'm wrong, I apologize, the sooner the better. When she's wrong and I am right, and she knows I know, I just change the subject... Life is so much better when she's happy :) :)
 
Quote from fhl:

Why do people say that age is just a number?

Age is clearly a word.
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This kind of reasoning is proof positive that you yourself are getting up there, probably way up there :)
 
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work at a construction site one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring, a very elegant sparkling little thing. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, devoted beer drinker and football fan, and is curious about the sudden change in his "fashion sense".

So, he walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal out of it, it's only an earring," the other man replies sheepishly, looking around a bit with downcast eyes.

His friend falls silent for a few moments, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing that thing?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck!..."

:) :) :)
 
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