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I've really been getting into this natural thing. Made a belt out of herbs this past weekend. But it turned out to be such a waste of thyme.
 
My friend tells me that if i keep trying to have sex with road signs i'll get arrested.

But, i think i can just get off with a warning.
 
New Obama Attack Ad - Romney murdered Jon Benet:

CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.

Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-murdered-jonbenet-ramsey-new-obama-campaign,29114/
 
Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.---Thomas Jefferson

ha ha ha, wait a minute, that isn't a joke
 
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