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I was reading my newspaper when my parrot said to me "Why are you staring at the carpet?"

I have a friend whom tells a story about his pet Quaker parrot-
Who went ape-chit when the new newspaper used in the bottom of her cage had the face of the Marlboro Man on it!
 
IKEA ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO SELL CARS:


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But, just as I figured... battery not included!

:) :) :)
 

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Billionaire investor George Soros had a lot to celebrate on Saturday evening: his 82nd birthday and the engagement to his much younger girlfriend Tamiko Bolton.

Soros and Bolton, who met in the spring of 2008, formally announced their engagement at a party at Soros' summer home in Southampton, New York, attended by a small group of friends and relatives, according to a person familiar with the trader.

Soros proposed to Bolton, 40, a few weeks ago during a weekend visit to the Hamptons, a summer beachside colony on Long Island frequented by New York's wealthy.

For Soros, this will be his third marriage and the second for Bolton, who was married briefly in the 1990s. Soros has five children from his previous marriages.

Last year, Adriana Ferreyr, a former girlfriend of Soros, filed a lawsuit in Manhattan state court, alleging he reneged on a promise to buy her an apartment. Soros has filed a pending motion to dismiss the lawsuit filed by the former Brazilian soap opera star.

I wonder if he needs any help ?
 

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