Jokes 2

Too Early For A Drink?

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And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then He made the earth round......... and laughed and laughed and laughed...

:) :) :)
 
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DaffyNitions

ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who install kitchen counters
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
PARADOX: Two physicians
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see with
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against the government

:) :) :)
 
I got in a fight with a gang-banger on the internet.

I figured, what's the worst that can happen? Is he gonna caps-lock my azz?
 
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