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A son asks his dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically? The dad tells the son to go ask his mother, sister and brother of they would have sex with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars. The kid asks and mom say's, well sure, think of all we could do with that money. His sister say's, of course, I'd do Brad Pitt for a million bucks. His brother thinks a minute and say's, well for a million I'd have sex with him once.
Couple days later the father ask's the son, did you learn the difference between potentially and realistically? The son say's yes I did. Potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars. Realistically we're living with two whores and a queer.
 
The Family Trip

Words escape me, which doesn't happen often. Still, better than Chevy Chase's Vacation... anybody remember that?

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Saul Goldstein and Ziv Weinstein walked past a catholic church and saw a sign that said 'convert to catholicism and get 50$'.

Ziv went into the church and converted.

When he came back out, Saul said "did you get the 50$?"

Ziv said " is that all you people think about?"
 
1 out of every 2 million people will die by falling out of bed.

I've pushed the wife out of bed 4 times now and she's getting suspicious.
 
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1 out of every 2 million people will die by falling out of bed.

I've pushed the wife out of bed 4 times now and she's getting suspicious.
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fast forward.......

My sex life has improved dramatically since my wife died.

For a start, she takes it up the ass now.
 
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The Family Trip

Words escape me, which doesn't happen often. Still, better than Chevy Chase's Vacation... anybody remember that?

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ROFL - this is great, and yes I remember the Chevy Chase movie, too funny..... thanks for this Yannis!!!

Don
 
There's some funny skits on here. Start about 6:05 mark till the end.
The guy at the end with the bird is me.



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