Jokes 2

[ammo]

Quote from Don Bright:

Nice story, but not actually true. You did make me "snopes" it however, LOL.

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp

Oh S#$%, LOL.

Don

told this joke on friday and got the same response so i tossed in that i got it from a granson of a grandson of a grandson...from a long line of pirates

 

[fhl]

Another perfect game was pitched the other day in big league baseball.

My dad insists that perfect games were much better when he was young.

 

[nutmeg]

I was in bed with my chinese girlfriend the other day and she said to me " you shit in bed " ....

to be continued..

 

[CaptainObvious]

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[Yannis]

Quote from CaptainObvious:

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Great... LOL!!

 

[Yannis]

Wrt Greek Elections

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[fhl]

I just went on one of those once in a lifetime vacations.

I'll never do that again.

 

[fhl]

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out.

Well, actually, I took it off of this short, fat kid.

 

[nutmeg]

It's usually the second date before I try anything risky...

Like not paying her.

 

[Yannis]

I've been working with my son to show him how to be a consistent earner in the trader profession. In response, he's been sharing with me funny tidbits from his computer games, like this one from MassEffect2:

Guard: “As this is a high-security vessel, you must relinquish possession of your weapons.”
Shepard: “I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?”