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nutmeg · Apr 3, 2012

Quote from nutmeg:

Hey..

I get no respect.

Even the prostitute last night told me she had a headache.

So last night i met a prostitute who said she would do anything for $20....

Guess who just got their room cleaned. :eek:

JWS11 · Apr 3, 2012

Yannis · Apr 3, 2012

Another Great Interview

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Lucrum · Apr 3, 2012

abattia · Apr 4, 2012

"An Italian singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. If you've ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it."

http://youtu.be/Ov_UksYViOc

flytiger · Apr 4, 2012

Quote from nutmeg:

I wonder if there's a limit on how many times I can watch this...gesus is that funny....

I'm on six. Race you to ten, or don't you give a shit?

nutmeg · Apr 5, 2012

When I die, I'd like the word 'Humble' to be written

on my statue.

gwb-trading · Apr 5, 2012

Quote from nutmeg:

When I die, I'd like the word 'Humble' to be written

on my statue.

It will be worse when your wife spray paints "Tiny" on the statue's crotch.

nutmeg · Apr 5, 2012

Quote from gwb-trading:

It will be worse when your wife spray paints "Tiny" on the statue's crotch.

Yeah sure, when my wife see's a 1/2 inch spider she says "It's huge!" but when she see my 2 inch whacker she says "Oh that's tiny".

braincell · Apr 5, 2012

What's the easiest way to count homosexuals on ET?

Post a topic with a vote "Are homosexuals better at trading?"
1- Yes
2- No

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