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Ive poked quite a few of my Facebook friends over the last 6 months, and to those ive poked I'd just like to say... Get yourself down the clinic, just in case
 
I said to my wife "today is my day off and I have to enjoy it. So I
bought 3 movie tickets".

"awww.." she replied, "but why three?"

I said "they are for you and your parents"
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Chaz Bono is saving up money for a penis.

Wake up!!!! "Saving money" is for chumps.:D

If he would remain a girl, he could of had several penis's for free....:cool:
More...

As a gay ugly fat male, Chaz could also get...

Oh, never mind. :confused:
 
I remember something my third grade teacher used to say. She used to say "You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

No, wait... that wasn't her. That was a guy I met in the Army. I always get those two mixed up.
 
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