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Quote from Yannis:
12. Some days you are the dog; other days you are the hydrant.
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Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield.

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His @$$hole.
Quote from Yannis:
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
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Know what the difference between kinky and perverted is? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Quote from Yannis:
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
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I've learn so much from so many bad decisions that I'm thinking of making a few more.
 
Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"
 
Quote from Bob111:

just type Santorum in google. read very first link. :p
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Santorum





spreadingsantorum.com/


Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

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lol good one nut
 
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