N nutmeg Dec 28, 2011 #10,002 I bought the wife some new vibrators for christmas. A washing machine, a dishwasher and a lawnmower.
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2011 #10,003 I got kicked out of class today, after the teacher asked me "What comes after 69?" ..So Apparently, mouth wash isnt the right answer.
I got kicked out of class today, after the teacher asked me "What comes after 69?" ..So Apparently, mouth wash isnt the right answer.
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2011 #10,004 I was in the city and saw a homeless couple making out. I shouted over "For fucks sake get a box"
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2011 #10,005 Quote from nutmeg: I bought the wife some new vibrators for christmas. A washing machine, a dishwasher and a lawnmower. More... I hear ya. My wife said "Can you get some bleach and some laundry detergent while you're out?" I said "Can't you wait until you've opened your presents on Christmas?"
Quote from nutmeg: I bought the wife some new vibrators for christmas. A washing machine, a dishwasher and a lawnmower. More... I hear ya. My wife said "Can you get some bleach and some laundry detergent while you're out?" I said "Can't you wait until you've opened your presents on Christmas?"
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2011 #10,008 Quote from Big AAPL: nut you are on fire today keep 'em coming More... Thanks. Not only that; I've been told that I'm a "great listener" by many large breasted women.
Quote from Big AAPL: nut you are on fire today keep 'em coming More... Thanks. Not only that; I've been told that I'm a "great listener" by many large breasted women.
N nutmeg Dec 28, 2011 #10,009 Quote from nutmeg: Thanks. Not only that; I've been told that I'm a "great listener" by many large breasted women. More... Imagine putting that on your resume. "Great Listener" Oh yea, who said that? Coco, Tiffany, Destiny, Candy....
Quote from nutmeg: Thanks. Not only that; I've been told that I'm a "great listener" by many large breasted women. More... Imagine putting that on your resume. "Great Listener" Oh yea, who said that? Coco, Tiffany, Destiny, Candy....
Yannis Dec 28, 2011 #10,010 Quote from nutmeg: Oh yea, who said that? Coco,... More... Yeah, Coco is nice... A bit hairy and bent over, big teeth... but VERY strong!
Quote from nutmeg: Oh yea, who said that? Coco,... More... Yeah, Coco is nice... A bit hairy and bent over, big teeth... but VERY strong!