Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Natalie Wood walks into a bar...

The one her husband loosened on deck of the boat.

 

[Yannis]

I like your approach… let’s now see your departure!...

 

[Yannis]

I Know You Guys Will Like This One

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[nutmeg]

My French girlfriend dumped me last week. I was staying with her family and one day her mother was doing a sudoku in the paper. Eventually she put down the newspaper and the pencil and sighed.

"Oh I give up." she said, "Someone else can finish it."

Apparently "I've heard that one somewhere before" was not the appropriate thing to say.

 

[TGregg]

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie.

 

[TGregg]

Heard about a new drink call the Osama. Two shots and a splash of water.

 

[nutmeg]

I've been a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I have never been in Cognito either; apparently no-one recognises you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips.

 

[Don Bright]

Quote from nutmeg:

I've been a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I have never been in Cognito either; apparently no-one recognises you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips.

Do you keep a compilation of all your "stuff?" I would love to steal all the jokes and sell them for personal gain, LOL. I might cut you in for 10% or so? Whaddya think?

Don

 

[Humpy]

Q. Who has 2 legs and flies ?

A. A dead hooker.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from Don Bright:

Do you keep a compilation of all your "stuff?" I would love to steal all the jokes and sell them for personal gain, LOL. I might cut you in for 10% or so? Whaddya think?

Don

Help yourself. The only compliation I have is all on ET, I figure maybe someone might copy it all and do whatever. Me I never look back. {:>)

Right now I'm looking for the lyrics for that love song:

"Don't Wait Up On The Shrimpboat Baby Cause I'm Comin' Home With The Crabs"

Stay tuned....