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Paddy and Mick were working on their farm, but kept having trouble with the small size of the barn.
Every time their donkey walked through the door, it hit its head.
Mick said: "We can't let him keep hittin' 'is head loik dat. He'll 'urt imself."
So Paddy says: "Well, da floor is only dirt, why don't we dig it down a bit?"
Mick replies: "You're not listenin' are ya? He's hittin' 'is fookin' head, not his feet."
Every time their donkey walked through the door, it hit its head.
Mick said: "We can't let him keep hittin' 'is head loik dat. He'll 'urt imself."
So Paddy says: "Well, da floor is only dirt, why don't we dig it down a bit?"
Mick replies: "You're not listenin' are ya? He's hittin' 'is fookin' head, not his feet."
Ralph is a homosexual....Quote from nutmeg:
Ralph is a bald headed prick in this video as we continue down memeory lane to the good old days...
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LOL, I actually remember his old ads in SoCal "Hi friends, Ralph Williams here, owner and general manager of Ralph Williams Ford, and you won't believe what I have for you today,....." LOL.
I actually was given a quote by a salesman for trade in on my car to apply to another car ( I was about 19 or 20)...went through the whole deal, and then they said "oh, we can't give you that much for your car on ThIS CAR, it's on sale...blah blah blah" - woulda cost me about another $500 ( a lot considering)... so I pushed the "manager" out ot the way, grabbed my signed paperwork, walked out through the new car showroom and smashed my fist into the hood of a new car (not my best moment)... ran like hell, securitiy guards in pursuit... Had to get my dad to go back and get my car (yeah, I know, not much of a story, but it does bring back memories, LOL).
Don
Quote from Don Bright:
so I pushed the "manager" out ot the way, grabbed my signed paperwork, walked out through the new car showroom and smashed my fist into the hood of a new car (not my best moment)... ran like hell, securitiy guards in pursuit... Had to get my dad to go back and get my car (yeah, I know, not much of a story, but it does bring back memories, LOL).
Don
I can relate to that. Although I can't recall doing anything like that, I can think of a 3 or 4 instances where I would have like to have done that.
Now that I'm older and wiser and have had time to relfect on my life, my regrets are not doing that.
There was one guy I really wanted to punch in the nose and didn't. My employer was selling his business and I didn't like the new buyer. I had to re interview for my same job when it was over I told my boss, I'd like to punch that Eddie fuck right in the nose. My boss said "Me too!"
The business was sold I jumped ship before the sale. Eddie fucked up the business and it closed.