Jokes 2

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds…

- Except on Saturdays

- From 3,700 fewer post offices

- At 4% rate increase
 
I remember science class, learning about sexually transmitted infections.

The science teacher said, "Now, Nutmeg, there is nothing funny about syphilis."

I said, "There is if your doctor has a lisp."
 
My niece died from a lisp. I didn't know you could die from a lisp.

I'll never forget my last words to her though: "What the fuck's a thnake?"
 
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"I mean, where were all these hot babes when we were kids?" I wondered aloud.

"In diapers," observed Nutmeg.


ABSOLUTELY Best ONE of the Week or Month!!

Truth hurts - if I can remember it!!
 
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