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Looks like the final debt ceiling outcome will be "no change" in spending or taxing habits and a temporary hike in the debt ceiling. The circus (joke) will be repeated in three months.
 
I was chatting up this gorgeous blonde at the bar.

I asked her if she had any dark secrets.

"Well" she replied "I lived in Kenya when I was young. And you?"

"I suffer from color blindness".
 
Quote from Lucrum:

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...



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He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Love to see her without the boobs support !
Would they be down to her knees ?
 
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
 
Quote from Humpy:

Love to see her without the boobs support !
Would they be down to her knees ?
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If they aren't, they will be. And so what? when she lays down, you can put them where you want.
 
You call yourself a comedian, you sonofab*tch.

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them.
It's either my mother or father.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin.
 
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