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I have a king size bed. I don't know any kings but if one ever came over I guess he'd be comfortable.

"You're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! I matches your exact specifications!"

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was.
 
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here... oh, wait it's at home... in the file... under 'D'... for doughnut." --Mitch Hedberg
 
Quote from Soon2Bgreat:

nutmeg - kudos to you, these are pretty funny, keep 'em coming.:D
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Thanks.

Currently we have a dry spell. There is no new news. No new jokes. Best course of action, pay a bill with a credit card or invest with money you don't have (leverage up) and race the clock. Stay tuned...anything can happen. And this concludes today's editorial.
 
Quote from Big Kahuna:

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here... oh, wait it's at home... in the file... under 'D'... for doughnut." --Mitch Hedberg
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Clerk must have thought you look like a cop. They get a tax deduction as "necessary occupational supplies & equipment"
 
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