Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

So a Mexican, a Mexican and a Mexican walk into a bar and the Irish bartender says "You guys are taking all of our jobs,"

In walks another Mexican and says "Soy el nuevo camarero"

("I'm the new bartender".)

I crack myself up.

Ahahahahaha

 

[trendlover]

Quote from nutmeg:

So a Mexican, a Mexican and a Mexican walk into a bar and the Irish bartender says "You guys are taking all of our jobs,"

In walks another Mexican and says "Soy el nuevo camarero"

("I'm the new bartender".)

I crack myself up.

Ahahahahaha

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No, no no... "Soy el nuevo camarero de bar"
(de bar)
because he is saying he is the waiter, not the bartender.


Ahahahahaha, you are so crazy nutmeg!

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from trendlover:

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No, no no... "Soy el nuevo camarero de bar"
(de bar)
because he is saying he is the waiter, not the bartender.


Ahahahahaha, you are so crazy nutmeg!

Thanks. I need all the help I can get....

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

Thanks. I need all the help I can get....

For example...

How many partially deaf people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends how many whats.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

So a Mexican, a Mexican and a Mexican walk into a bar ........

And then....

A Mexican cautiously walks through the front doors of a pub, avoiding any jokes that could possibly arise from hastily and carelessly entering the establishment.

 

[nutmeg]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Mexican took his job.

 

[nutmeg]

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[nutmeg]

Bob the builder walks up to a girl in a club and say's to her " I've got an eight inch dick and I can screw all night"

After a couple of drinks, she takes him home with her.

The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an eight inch dick and that you could screw all night. You've got a five inch dick and you lasted only 3 minutes"

Bob looks up at her and says " I'm a builder, that was just an estimate".

 

[nutmeg]

Meanwhile back at the Appalachia Ranch.

"Mining-Linked Birth Defects: Coal Industry Blames ... Inbreeding"

 

[Yannis]

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