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"Eurobankers called Pap and told him to stall. They're waiting for Bernankeopolous to deliver the next round of Eurotopia$ "

Small world.

:D
 
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Congressman Weiner Resigns, Announces Candidacy for President

Congressman Weiner abruptly resigned this morning and announced his candidacy for the Democrat Presidential nomination. He named, as his running mate, Attorney General Eric Holder.

The campaign is currently searching for a graphic designer to create campaign bumper stickers.

WEINER-HOLDER 2012
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Weiner is going to show up somewhere. CNN with spitzer?
The Weiner-Schnitzel hour.
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He's teaming up with Jane Seymore on MSLSD. The "Seymore Weiner" show.
 
So, my daughter calls me up, very upset. She was handing out ice cream at the MCD drive through and the woman grabbed the ice cream off the top of the cone and drove off laughing.

(She didn't understand but she does now)


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Didja see the new auto accidents stats?

Women crash into women at the high end of scale.

This is not even funny. :D :D :D

I just passed the 'Annual Meeting of Women Drivers' meeting a few minutes ago.

Or as you might call it, a 5 car pile up.
 
So I went to tour this toy factory.

This guy behind us was a jerk. So I beat on him. Really pummeled him.

The security guard called the cops and they charged me with assault. He said battery wouldn't be included, though.
 
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