Jokes 2

[flytiger]

Quote from nutmeg:

If the worlds ending tomorrow I'm coming back as this guy.

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I give him a 72. Can dance to it, but can't understand the lyrics.

I think I and Rennick are the only two here old enough to remember where that come froms. Oh, and Don. But Don remembers Roosevelts' fireside chats.

 

[nutmeg]

Interview with Mr. and Mrs. Nutmeg.

"Good morning Mr and Mrs Nutmeg. Do you have any jokes"

"Yes, just give us 9 months."

 

[nutmeg]

 

[nutmeg]

President Barack Obama reveals he has an Irish grandfather and can't wait to meet his cousin Paddy Obama and taste his potato soup.....

stay tuned

 

[TGregg]

Quote from nutmeg:

. . . Paddy Obama . . .

Somebody musta told him that one about the Irish guy who likes to stay out all night. . .

 

[fhl]

I was standing next to a dwarf last night in a bar.

The dwarf asked me if I wanted to get medium.

I asked him what he was talking about.

He said he was going to smoke some weed.

 

[fhl]

Now that Chastity is Chaz, is Cher still her mother or is she his dad?

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from fhl:

Now that Chastity is Chaz, is Cher still her mother or is she his dad?

Did you see the recent article on him/her/it? The GLBTQ communiity doesn't find him relevant anymore.


For some folks in the gay community, "Becoming Chaz" is unbecoming and a "drag".

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nation...ommunity_vivuNOwoSYrOLUPd6NZhhJ#ixzz1NCwDfvxg

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from flytiger:

Can dance to it, but can't understand the lyrics.

.

Keine sprechen Mandolin?

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

Keine sprechen Mandolin?

Scottish guy in a bar in Canada, after a few whiskeys he notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall,he asks the bartender "wat the fuck is that?"

The barman says "its a moose"

The Scottish bloke says,"Fuck me how big are the cats?"