Jokes 2

nutmeg · Apr 30, 2011

My friends and I started a band called 'Erectile Dysfunction.'

We're going to make it big one day.

nutmeg · Apr 30, 2011

'NATO Strike Kills Gaddafi's Son'

The shit has hit the fan... the arms hit the wall, and the left leg was found on the balcony.

fhl · May 1, 2011

"That's a lie!" said Barry in falsetto.

fhl · May 1, 2011

"I am NOT a transvestite," said Barbara, trying to be frank.

TGregg · May 1, 2011

Quote from Yannis:

And Another One

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"I thought Europe was a country."

Man, if that was filmed 20 years ago, I'd swear I slept with her.

TGregg · May 1, 2011

Quote from Yannis:

Serious Challenge

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I thought of that. But my first guess was another way of carrying liquid.

ammo · May 1, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZuV0xce3A

Humpy · May 2, 2011

Looks like Bin Laden finally got bin bagged

nutmeg · May 2, 2011

I wonder if Bin Laden had an iPhone.. hmmm...

newwurldmn · May 2, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

Its one humiliation after another for Colonel Gaddafi.

First his own people started rising up against him, then his compound was bombed,

.....and now hes getting beaten up by the French.

Don't know if this is the right forum to post this but, I am selling a vintage French military rifle. It's got a beautiful wood grain stock, never been fired, and only dropped twice.

- Stolen off a Slashdot post many years ago.