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A new study shows that the phrase most often used by Obama is, 'Let me be clear.'

The phrase he uses the least often is 'Let me be specific'
 
Quote from flytiger:

How many men does it take to clean a toilet?

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Passing grade is two out of three.
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Zero

You can't

Marry her

Did I get 2?
 
Quote from flytiger:

How many men does it take to clean a toilet?

Two. One to throw the cat in, and one to close the lid.

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

Who cares.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Tell Megan she got a gig promoting Jenny Craig.

Passing grade is two out of three.
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Speaking of cows.

I was walking down the street the other day wearing my leather jacket, when a woman came up to me and said, "A cow was murdered to make that jacket, you know."

So I sneered at her and said, "I didn't realise there were any witnesses - now it looks like I'll have to kill you too."
 
Serious Challenge

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:) :) :)
 
Another One

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:) :) :)
 
And Another One

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:) :) :)
 
And... The Winner Is:

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:) :) :)
 
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