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Watch Those Cats

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner on Tuesday said there was "no risk" that the United States would lose its prized AAA credit rating, saying political prospects for long-term deficit reduction were improving.


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Yeah, They've Got It All Under Control, No Problemo!

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"A woman has fainted over here."

"Make way I'm an M.D."

"Is it really necessary to be massaging her breasts like that?"

"Absolutely."

"She doesn't show any signs of coming round. Are you sure you're a doctor?"

"Doctor? Who said anything about doctor?"

"You did. You said you were an M.D."

"Yeah, a Managing Director."
 
Because of the credit crunch I've been trying to save a bit of money.

So I've started cutting my own hair.

It's not as tidy as when the barber does it but it still makes my cock look bigger.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

We told Grandma how our son had grown another foot over the past few months. She's immediately sent him another knitted sock.
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Reminds me the interview with that 120 yo French woman a few years ago. The reporter asked her how she felt being sooo old... to which she responded, visibly indignant: "Me old? Listen, son, I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it!" :)
 
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