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Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.
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Was that with or without automatic weapons ?

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ragheads beware
 
Rumours have it that Chuck Norris is thinking of running for President.

He is in favour of turning Afghanistan into a National Park. Big game hunters could bag up to two ragheads a day. Or maybe more if equipped with Apache heliocopters.

Eat yer heart out Teddy Roosevelt
 
The French government has officially started enforcing a ban on the wearing of veils (burqas and hijabs) by Muslim women.

I guess this means the end of Burkakke porn.
 
[Trump]... that as president, he would take in "hundreds of billions from countries that are screwing us."

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And I sleep well knowing that if Trump can't get the job done Goldman Sachs will.

always good to have a back up plan to screw to some country.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

[Trump]... that as president, he would take in "hundreds of billions from countries that are screwing us."

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And I sleep well knowing that if Trump can't get the job done Goldman Sachs will.

always good to have a back up plan to screw to some country.
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I think you're on to something Nutmeg. Get BAC & GS to clone a greedy, slimy, theiving rat to run for president. Bankrupt the whole world and make everone give us their money to cure it. Problem solved!

They've got experience to show on their resume.
 
Have A Good Weekend, Everybody!

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And people made fun of Hank Paulson for threatening with eternal damnation if congress didn't stamp his multi-trillion blank check to bail out his former co-workers from Goldman.

Ha!

"Failure by Congress to raise the U.S. debt limit "could plunge the world economy back into recession," President Barack Obama declared Friday,

Ha ! Ha!

:D A hahahahahahaha ah aha :D

Obama urged swift action, saying he doesn't want the United States to get close to a deadline that would destabilize financial markets.

Wha'd Bush say to Paulson "This suckers going down"
 
Today is the anniversary of the Titanic sinking.

Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs.
 
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