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"Irish Bank Stress Tests May Not Reveal All"


The pot of gold at the end of the Irish rainbow appears to be the International Monetary Fund and the European Union.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

"Irish Bank Stress Tests May Not Reveal All"


The pot of gold at the end of the Irish rainbow appears to be the International Monetary Fund and the European Union.
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The luck of the Irish. They were lucky `nuff to go broke before the IMF and EU ran out of dough to support all the deadbeats.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Not a lot of currency jokes out there ......

Here's one for ya Nutmeg.

I got a slice of pizza from my favorite joint the other day and Guido hands me what looks to be a very suspicious "ten" dollar bill for change.

It doesn't look right, feel right and has that "washed" looked. For a split second I'm ready to hand it back and tell him I don't want this bill, but "hey" these are Sicilians, I know what they're gonna say "My money not good enuf for ya?".

While my slice is heating up I'm thinking I got to rid of this bill. Next stop is the 7-11, those fuckers are going to check it with their "pen". They'll keep it and I'll be out ten dollars.

Screw it. I'm going to give it to my kid for allowance. (Nice Dad, huh?). Then I remember the kid got in trouble at school for passing of some laser copied bills to the lunch lady.

This is out of the question.

I eat my slice in silence, looking at those Guido's making pizza, I'm screwed. When you post on ET, gotta remember, ten dollars is a hell of a lot of money.

Fast forward to Sunday, I still have this ten in my pocket. "Dam. I'll put the ten in the collection basket at church".

Tune in next week......for an episode of "How the Vatican disposes of counterfeit currency in the collection basket."

peace out bitchez.

:D :D
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News guy makes fun of Sheila Dikshit. Lost his job for it. He's a real life Austin Powers. Controversial presenter Paul Henry left his post at state broadcaster Television New Zealand over his mocking of the name of New Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit.
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Quote from trendo:

News guy makes fun of Sheila Dikshit. Lost his job for it.
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I hear ya. I lost my job as a customer when I went to a 7-11 and the guy working there his name tag said "Forshit". He said his name was pronounced "For- "sit".

needless to say I still called him forshit and was asked not to come back.
 
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Adjusted Monetary Base...
 
Quote from TGregg:

The luck of the Irish. They were lucky `nuff to go broke before the IMF and EU ran out of dough to support all the deadbeats.
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How much would you give this bum ?
 

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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks
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"Ten," says the doctor
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"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
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"Nine. . ."
 
From The Troubled Middle East

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:) :) :)
 
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