Jokes 2

TGregg · Mar 25, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

I look forward to when they add "FuckChop" to the dictionary. My former son in law needed a proper adjective and "I" had to create a word just for "him".

My old man worked with a guy (named Jan - I kid you not) that was a serious @$$hole. The guy was always getting put into jail for beating the crap out of his wife amongst other things.

So he started calling Jan AJ, with the J standing for Jan. AJ was too stooopid to figure it out, LOL. "Why do you guys always call me AJ?" "`Cuz you're just Awesome, Jan!"

Good thing he can't read.

nutmeg · Mar 27, 2011

That's funny.

My friend nicknamed a guy at work "Kool Aid". Kool Aid thought it was a good nickname. We called him Kool Aid because he was shaped like a pitcher.

fhl · Mar 27, 2011

When I was growing up, it was drilled into me that I'm unique, just like everyone else.

nutmeg · Mar 27, 2011

I recently bought the site: alzheimers.com
A week later I looked at the page counter. It read:
Visitors: 3,571
Unique Visitors: 5
Must be pretty fucking good.

nutmeg · Mar 27, 2011

One mans trash is a dyslexic mans shart

nutmeg · Mar 27, 2011

Two monkeys are sharing a bath. One monkey goes, " OOH OOH AAH AAH!"

The other monkey says, "Put more fucking cold water in then!"

nutmeg · Mar 27, 2011

I've got my own private jet

My mother owns the rest of the jacuzzi.

nutmeg · Mar 28, 2011

Facebook is in talks to hire Robert Gibbs, President Obamaâs former White House press secretary............

White House job must suck. Public service must suck...

ammo · Mar 28, 2011

they must of goosed him for a hefty campaign contribution,now they are going back for a hefty job,favors returned later

nutmeg · Mar 28, 2011

Libya is now is now a no fly zone,
Unlike Pakistan where the smelly cunts are covered in them.