Jokes 2

Yannis · Mar 25, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

I saw on the news that a French fighter jet has brought down a Libyan fighter jet.

That must have been one powerful distress flare.

LOL!!!

fhl · Mar 25, 2011

"Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crorect ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy."

fhl · Mar 25, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

I saw on the news that a French fighter jet has brought down a Libyan fighter jet.

That must have been one powerful distress flare.

Gadaffi says he's not worried about the French. He says when it's all over they'll be toast.

nutmeg · Mar 25, 2011

"Former US (400 lb) Sumo Wrestling Champion Completes The Los Angeles Marathon"

Word is he'll be done jiggling by June.

lmao (not at him though, at my joke)

(actually, it's not my joke, I'm wayyyy too slow)

Pension_Admin · Mar 25, 2011

Quote from fhl:

"Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crorect ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy."

Not according to my utrevisiny.

flytiger · Mar 25, 2011

http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2011/03/24/6335138-omg-and-lol-added-to-the-dictionary

OMG and LOL added to the Oxford Dictionary......

WTF????!!!!?????

TGregg · Mar 25, 2011

Trading is hard, especially commodities:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110325/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_salt

nutmeg · Mar 25, 2011

Quote from flytiger:

http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2011/03/24/6335138-omg-and-lol-added-to-the-dictionary

OMG and LOL added to the Oxford Dictionary......

WTF????!!!!?????

I look forward to when they add "FuckChop" to the dictionary. My former son in law needed a proper adjective and "I" had to create a word just for "him".

nutmeg · Mar 25, 2011

Quote from TGregg:

Trading is hard, especially commodities:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110325/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_salt

The newspaper said Guo can't resell the goods, because he has no receipt and also because he was told it was illegal to do so. He also can't take it to another province, as the government strictly controls salt transport.

lmao, Actually just not pay rent until he recovers his investment, then move out in the middle of the night.

nutmeg · Mar 25, 2011

A man with alzheimers walks into a library..

Ouch.

(Not sure if this is funny)