Jokes 2

At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch.

After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to everyone else.

This became known as the “Moron Tab and Apple Choir”.
 
There are 2 guys on death row about to be executed. The guard asks them for any final requests.

The first guy says "I want to hear a Justin Bieber song one last time"

The second guy says " KILL ME FIRST"
 
Check out the medallion "Tarpistan" lmao



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On the net..



"Obama made a mistake. He thought George Soros said to tell the pentagon to establish a "No Fry Zone" in Libya. It seemed appropriate to Obama to cut off the supply of french fries, and it made sense since the Frogs wanted one too. It is not his fault he can't understand that Hungarian former Nazi Jew's accent...."
 
Stunata News: NYSED (New York Education Department "Race to the Top") lobbys NY Congresswoman to sponsor a bill to make Pi = 3 so that American school children pass maths saying:

"long-held empirical value of pi, I am not saying it should be necessarily viewed as wrong, but 3 is a lot better"
 
You guys think it's easy running one of these things? I started a Jihadist Suicide Hotline (our motto - "We'll give you something to live for, at least for a little while").

It blew up on me.
 
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