Jokes 2

Optionpro007 · Feb 12, 2011

The way women pray:
Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand this man,
patience to put up with him, kindness to treat him
well, love to forgive him; and I will not ask you for
strength, Lord, because if you give me strength.

I will kill the son of a bitch!

Nostradamus357 · Feb 12, 2011

My wife lost her arms and legs in an accident last year. At least she can still give vaginal hugs.

fhl · Feb 12, 2011

"Ask me what the secret of comedy is."

"Okay, what's the--"

"TIMING!"

nutmeg · Feb 12, 2011

Quote from fhl:

"Ask me what the secret of comedy is."

"Okay, what's the--"

"TIMING!"

The secret of Chinese comedy?

Ty Ming. He's a funny bastard.

nutmeg · Feb 12, 2011

Whilst serving a short sentence in jail, I was gang raped by three men in the showers.

Now, back to our game of Monopoly.

Pension_Admin · Feb 12, 2011

nutmeg · Feb 12, 2011

Don't eat Harry's ballsagna it will give you aids.

nutmeg · Feb 13, 2011

The Pope walks into a library and asks for a book on natural contraception methods.

The librarian say's, "Do you want to take it out?"

nutmeg · Feb 13, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

Don't eat Harry's ballsagna it will give you aids.

I stopped into Harry's Ballsagna deli, he asked if I would like some "chiabata".

I asked "What's that?"

Harry said "its the wookie that flew the millenium falcon.

Harry is such a crack up.

To be continued....

nutmeg · Feb 13, 2011

"Religion, Not Money, Often Motivates Corporate Whistleblowers "

Now all we need to find out is what motivates the regulators.