Jokes 2

The other day I was driving home from the grocery store and going fast enough to not pay attention to my rear view mirror - until the cop fired up his siren. We pulled over and he approached my window.

"Why didn't you stop when I lit up my lights?" He asked.

"Well, my wife ran off with a cop," I replied. "And I thought you might have been him. I was scared to death that you were bringing her back!"
 
A young brunette goes into the boss's office and says that she suffers great pain whenever she trades.
"Impossible," says the boss. "Show me."
She takes her finger and brings up a chart and screams in agony.
She pushes her finger to put in the amount of the trade and screams, slaps the entry key and screams.
Everytime she touches the keyboard makes her scream.
The boss says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
 
Once was a man was a trader

thought he could make it with a fader

but his market did tank
and he lost all his swank

so he's back to McDonald's day laber....

[please forgive me, I'm trying to get thru my first 5 posts so I can edit my first post so as to TRY to put a chart picture into a post
which is the only way I've read to do that...
as to the editing, they put me in hold for the first post, and you can only edit for the first 30 min
and so on!
Perhaps there is something funny in that? And it fits in this thread?
Hummmm.
If can post a chart, then I can maybe start a journal -- yea!]
 
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